Catch up, slowpokes!

Hey guys!

Sorry I haven't posted in a bit things have gone postal around here.  Quick sum-up.

I got in a car accident.  Nothing major, I sneezed and accelerated into someone's back bumper.  I messed up my back a little bit, but all's well that ends well.

I got cut down on my shifts at work - due to my back and my boss was also worried that I was "too tired" because I had bags under my eyes.  Thanks.... just an FYI, I was born with them.  I'm not tired, that's literally just my face.  Thanks for caring??
(Looks like I'm going to need to get a second job - which means trying to impress people, something I SUCK at.  Yay.)

The girlfriend and I are fighting apparently.  I have no clue why.  When I find out, I will let you guys know.  Until then, "I'm sorry" seems to be working just fine-ish???

School:  the never-ending project because I like to abuse my brain.  It starts in two weeks.  Let the games begin.

Family: WE HAVE GOTTEN RID OF THE PLAGUE!!!!  Side note, I'm obsessively deep cleaning the house every week now.

Oh!  I got my first written warning ever from a cop!  I really need to get my headlight fixed.  Oops..... Anyone want to donate to rehabbing the chariot of fire?

Well that's pretty much it!  Deeper post next time, I swear. 

Next up:  Gender issues.  Again.  Am I a boy?  Am I a girl?  Am I a unicorn?